Monday, July 29, 2013

Two clerihews for all of yous

The Venerable Bede
Took a large draught of mead
And with due decorum
Wrote Historia ecclesiastica gentis Anglorum.


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Christopher Hitchens
Visited kitchens.
When asked, "Do you also write cookery books?"
He said, "No I don't; I'm just looking for kooks."

in Volume 2 Issue 1
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1 comment:

  1. The Venerable Bede said to Christopher Hitchen
    "A good booke have I written,
    Have you read my book?"
    Said he, "No, you're not a kook"

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